Kingpin regulars got served a heaping helping of Black ’n’ Gold passion Saturday night, courtesy of Big Daddy. The Saints inspired and aggressive play drew constant Big Daddy roars, curing patrons from their infection of Crescent City Malaise, a condition which strikes local residents every August, sinking victims into a coach potato hibernation. Hopefully, those lucky few will spread the “Good News” vaccine— Watch Saints Football! In this week’s edition of Saints Beat, Big Daddy covers the Mose Jefferson verdict, examines the Michael Anderson murder case, recaps the Houston game, praises Jason David’s departure, remembers Hurricane Katrina, and his releases World Famous Pregame Information.
Did anyone catch The Times-Picayune’s front page photo Saturday of Mose and William Jefferson leaving the courthouse shortly after Friday’s verdict? No doubt, they looked sharp, but I wonder if orange jump suits work for them? Jurors convicted Mose Jefferson on four of seven charges. Sentencing guidelines recommend a 5-to-9 year stint for Jefferson. Speaking to the press, Mose stated the judge sealed his fate she when denied him a change of venue, because the jury could not render an impartial decision. Mose, you and your brother did not follow the sacred rules of Louisiana Political Protocol, which teaches the art of robbing the public blind and simultaneously makes the people love you. Huey Long knew stealing whatever he desired was totally cool as long as the masses got something they can use in return, like a public hospital, a bridge, even dorms inside Tiger Stadium. Imposing a useless algebra program into a failing school system gave the masses less value than U.S.’s exit strategy in Iraq for the troops.
Former District Attorney Eddie Jordan decided to throw the Michael Anderson murder case out because the prosecutions only witness was a prostitute, fearing she lacked credibility. Apparently Eddie never sweats character issues in his personal relationships. Thankfully, current DA Leon Cannizarro welcomed the witness and reopened the case. Anderson was convicted on all five counts of first degree murder for gunning down the teens on Josephine and Danneel streets. Following Anderson’s conviction, the jury re-convened to determine the penalty phase, death or life in prison. Prosecutor Kevin Guillory called Anderson an “urban terrorist” and the death penalty was built for guys like him. Defense attorney Daryl Gold argued that Anderson was mentally retarded, making it illegal to put him to death. The law states anyone with an IQ under 70 is retarded, Anderson tested out at 71, good thing this is not horseshoes or hand grenades. Saturday jurors voted unanimously to put young Michael Anderson to death.
Moving to the Houston recap, the Texans broke the ice when quarterback Matt Schaub’s 8-yard touchdown pass to David Anderson made it 7-0. Drew Brees capped a 70 yard drive with a 9-yard TD pass to Pierre Thomas tying the game 7-7 after one. Running back Mike Bell’s 46-yard run gave the Saints a 14-7 lead. Garrett Hartley kicked a 22-yard 3-pointer sending the Saints to the locker room ahead 17-7 at the half. Houston backup quarterback Dan Orlovsky threw a 23-yard pass to Andre Davis closing the gap to 17-14 midway through the third. Rod Harper’s electrifying 79-yard punt return put the Saints back on top by 10, 24-14 heading the fourth. The Texans (outclassed and dominated) late hit 3rd string QB Joey Harrington, allowing Mark Brunell more snaps. Texan supporters learned dirty play angers superior talent, Herb Donaldson stretched the margin to 31-14 by running it in from 14 yards. P.J. Hill tallied the Saints fifth end zone visit, producing the 38-14 demolition.
Times-Picayune sports reporter Jeff Duncan’s article prior to the Cincinnati game on August 14th really stung, his newspaper column told Saints fans that Jason David was fashioning a very impressive training camp. Since the Bengals backup quarterback J.T. O’Sullivan exposed every Jason David weakness, postgame thoughts had Big Daddy wondering what part of “not NFL material” could the coaches possibly miss? Saints fans endured countless inadequate cornerbacks, but believe BD— JD sucks! How could talent scouts see millionaire ability in a player shorter than Mayor Nagin’s work schedule. During an August 17th afternoon newsbreak, WWL radio announced the Saints cut Jason David. Excitement nearly forced me to change my shorts. Hey, Jason’s probably fun to drink beer with, but he can’t play football. Maybe he’ll join the wildly popular midget wrestling circuit.
Whether your family settled in New Orleans generations ago, you moved here as a young adult, or you fall somewhere in the middle, residents who dwell here understand the true treasures of the Big Easy lifestyle. As we pass the 4-year anniversary Hurricane Katrina and her aftermath, the devastating event which threatened to wash away our cherished existence and in many cases permanently destroyed thousands of homes and businesses. Of course, the French Quarter, Frenchmen and Magazine streets came online immediately, but economically challenged neighborhoods still suffer vital shortages in the number of hospitals, pharmacies, grocery stores, schools, libraries, and parks necessary to maintain that high American living standard we all take for granted. Failures from the federal, state, and local governments should make leaders feel ashamed and embarrassed for the things they’ve allowed to happen to their constituents. Is this how the world’s greatest country treats its citizens? Evidently!
Tune in Saints Beat next week, when Big Daddy recaps the Raider game, forecasts Tulane and LSU upcoming football seasons, and critiques Gregg Williams’ new defense. Remember cool Saints facts are always found at www.NOSaintsHistory.com. Now Big Daddy’s World Famous Pregame Information: — Take the Saints minus 2.5 —
